September 2018 - 18

Partnerships

For Better and For Worse
BY SIMON COCHEME
Cartoons by Bill Buttle

For Better

Forming partnerships is a bit like dating in the good
old days. (I don't know how these things are done with
social media.) You decide you would like to get together
with someone, and you ask them for a game. If you are
going to be on the receiving end of such requests, you
need to have some stock answers ready in case you want
to decline. Don't say, "I haven't got my calendar with
me." That just gives the questioner some hope. Far better is the bland, "I'm pretty busy with my regular partners."
No offense has been given, nor hope, either.
I was impressed when I heard this one being used: "I
wouldn't want to spoil our friendship by actually playing
together." Try it. By the time your suitor has come to grips
with the mixed messages, you are at the other end of the
room. Or you can go whole hog and say, "I'd love a game. I'll
get my agent to send you my rate card, and I'll ask her to give
you a discount for the first session." By the time they have
processed all that, you will be out of the room and halfway
home. (By the way, if you are ever taken up on the last one, I
would like 10% commission for suggesting it to you.)
So you've agreed to play and you've set the date. The next
item on the agenda is discussing and agreeing on a system.
One tactic is for the more assertive half of the prospective
partnership to email a convention card to his victim, saying,
"This is what I play." Slightly better is, "This is what I like
to play. You can make up to two changes." Still not really a
discussion, is it?
The problem with many conventions is that they can't be
agreed with a single word or phrase. They nearly all need
further clarification:
⦁ "Fourth suit forcing? Great!" (But how far is it forcing?)
⦁ "Yes, I can do cuebids." (But is that aces only, or first- and
second-round controls?)
⦁ "Jacoby 2NT? My favorite!" (But is a 3♣ rebid a club suit
or a singleton or a minimum?)
⦁ "Roman key card Blackwood? Of course." (But does a 5♣
bid show 0/3 or 1/4?) Did you hear about the new pair
who hadn't agreed on their responses to 4NT? They bid a
slam and came within an ace of making it.
If you are discussing your system just before playing, don't
spend too much time on esoteric things, the bidding bling
beloved by so many. Go to the end of the card fairly quickly

18 Bridge Bulletin September 2018

"I don't give them two years! She's 2/1,
and he's Standard American!"
and talk about leads and signals. You are likely to be defending about half the boards, and the chance of an opening 4NT
bid cropping up is significantly less than that.
Now you're at the table. The bidding is over and, like it or
not, partner is declarer and your fate is out of your hands.
Laying out the dummy is your last chance to help partner.
Here is some advice for you to consider:
⦁ Put down the suit led last; you want to ensure that partner looks at the whole hand.
⦁ If you are in notrump, don't put a suit bid by partner
down on your right. You don't want to confuse him. I am
sure you remember Burn's Second Law: "You can't make
3NT on a crossruff."
⦁ Partners like to have the good news first, so lay out your
better suits before the less-than-welcome three-small
or four-small. There is a temptation to put down the
bad suits and then end with a flourish and a "Ta-dah!"
as you display your king-queen-fifth holding in trumps.
Resist it. The sight of your weaker suits can cause a deep
depression from which she may not recover in time.
⦁ The rules say that dummy should be laid out sorted into
suits, with the suits sorted by rank. The rules don't mention it, but it is a good idea to arrange the cards neatly, in
alternating colors. Having partner fiddle around tidying
up the dummy will not help him make a plan.
⦁ The worst crime of all (perhaps only the second worst;
the worst is showing the world that you don't have your
bids) is holding back honor cards. Putting down a suit of
7-5, then the three other suits, and then adding the ace-
king to the 7-5 is not a good idea, as well as being very
tiresome.

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