dentally incorrect
humor
* Torment your cat
* Cut off the crust of your toast
* Trim your office bonsai tree
* Be your own locksmith
* Send it to SeaWorld with a note requesting to
see "sharks with freakin' laser beams attached
to their heads"
* Thaw the frostbitten peas in your freezer
* Burn off whatever your curing light found in
your hotel room
* Start your fireplace from across the living room
* Exact revenge on your neighbors
* Roast marshmallows
* Beat Supercuts' prices on haircuts
*Dentaltown just likes to be snarky. We do not
recommend any of these uses for your dental laser.
We do, however, recommend common sense. n
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