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The United States of America has been around for a hot minute.
If there's something we've all come to love a little more each year
since 1776, it's celebrating our independence. (Second place goes
to the first practical flush toilet, which was first patented a blink
later in 1778. Maybe there really is a historical reason why we love
using leftover fireworks to blow up those ceramic thrones.)
We at Dentaltown hope you had a safe and happy Fourth of
July. Here are a few thoughts (hardly any of them original) as we
pass this momentous holiday for the 240th time.
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Fireworks look so much better when you're not staring at
them through the screen of your iPhone.
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It's the one day a year we stop complaining about America,
so we can celebrate it.
We never really appreciate that our independence wasn't
declared in the dead of winter.
Some fingers seem worth losing when you're drunk enough.
"Firework or gunshot?" Everyone's favorite Fourth of
July game!
"This is my favorite holiday," said no dog ever.
July 5, a Tuesday, will be National Hangover Day.
The No. 1 manufacturer of American flags is China.
We entrust thousands of pounds of explosives to people we
normally wouldn't give a glow stick. ■
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