Blue Ridge Country Nov/Dec 2024 - 6
A SpArkling Lie
The holiday letter can go one way. Or the other.
BY MOLLY DUGGER BRENNAN I ILLUSTRATION BY LINDSEY RICHARDS BARNES
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appy holidays! We are currently in our
sparkliest season and you know that I
love all things glittery. I'm basically a
magpie in a human shell and I adore
shiny objects so this is my season. Let's put our best
foot forward and sparkle like the jewels we are. Let's
tinsel the world!
It's a given that not every year is spectacular. Some
years are amazing, and your family and friends have
good fortune, good health and good attitudes. Sometimes
it feels like the past year was a super-long midterm
exam and you're just grateful that it's ending and
a brand new year is about to pop. I understand. Life is
full of ups and downs and every one of us has experienced
that. There's no shame in it. When you can,
you'll do better.
Like I said, there's no dishonor in having a year that
did not live up to your expectations. There is a bucket
load of shame in baldfaced lying about it in a holiday
newsletter to your friends and family, though. Don't
you remember crying to us about your little Samuel,
aged 37, having his license suspended for a road rage
incident with an elementary school bus last March? In
your holiday newsletter you said, " We are so proud of
our Sammy, going back to school to improve himself. "
Conveniently forgot to mention that it was court-mandated
anger management classes. If a judge enrolls
you, it's not higher learning.
I have never been a fan of holiday newsletters, but I
do appreciate when the author goes above and beyond
and does the newsletter in the form of a poem. Hearing
that your husband lost his job and is now depressed
just sounds a lot more festive if the news rhymes.
My husband Cecil lost his job
After 28 years. Such a nob.
Oh how loudly he did lament.
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