AOPA Pilot Magazine - September 2020 - 44

PILOT BRIEFING
JUST FOR FUN
AVIATION HISTORY |

High-flying
humor
WHERE WOULD any of us be without jokes
and laughter to brighten our spirits?

Q: How do you know there's a pilot in the
room?
A: He or she will tell you.
Q: What noise does a 747 make when it
bounces?
A: "Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!"
Q: What's the difference between a pilot
and a pepperoni pizza?
A: A pepperoni pizza can feed a family
of four.

SEPTEMBER 2, 1945
After 2,194 days (six years and one day), the war between the Allies and
the Axis powers came to an end on the deck of the USS Missouri. More
than 80 million people had lost their lives as the powers of France,
China, the Soviet Union, the United States, and the United Kingdom
worked to defeat Hitler's Germany, Hirohito's Japan, and Mussolini's
Italy. On September 1, 1939, Germany invaded Poland, beginning
the occupation of Europe. One year later the Tripartite Pact united
Germany, Italy, and Japan as the Axis powers.
In December 1941, when Japan attacked the U.S. naval base at Pearl
Harbor in Hawaii, the world was engulfed in war. From Europe to the
Pacific, the global powers waged war until, after suffering staggering
losses in his attempt to invade the Soviet Union and the Allies had
breached the beaches of Normandy in June 1944, Hitler committed
suicide in April 1945 and Germany surrendered; V-E Day is celebrated
as Victory in Europe on May 8, 1945.
The United States dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and
Nagasaki in August and Japan surrendered on what is now called
V-J Day (Victory over Japan), August 14, 1945. The formal surrender
was at 9 a.m. on September 2. Gen. Douglas MacArthur accepted the
surrender. "It is my earnest hope-indeed the hope of all mankind-
that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out of
the blood and carnage of the past, a world founded upon faith and
understanding, a world dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance, and justice,"
MacArthur said.
-Julie Summers Walker

44 | AOPA PILOT September 2020

Q: Why was the little airplane sent to his
hangar?
A: Bad attitude.
Q: Who built an airplane that couldn't
fly?
A: The Wrong brothers.
Q: What happens to a bad airplane joke?
A: It never lands.
Q: What's the difference between God
and a pilot?
A: God doesn't think he's a pilot.
Q: What do airplane builders say about
their job?
A: It's riveting.
Kid: "I want to be a pilot when I grow
up!"
Parent: "You can't do both!"
Airline pilot to passengers: "Ladies and
gentlemen, I have good news and bad
news. The bad news is we're lost. The
good news is we're making good time."
Grandchild: "I want to die in my sleep
peacefully like my grandfather, not
screaming in terror like his passengers."
Share your favorite aviation jokes with
us. pilot@aopa.org

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